Funny quotes

Ok, maybe this will publish this time - second time lucky!
Ali came over yesterday - spent the afternoon just chilling, chatting about the usual random stuff, and watching Ice Age and The Simpsons. And as per, there were some priceless moments:

Upon learning i gave blood, Ali told me about the time she tried to give blood but almost fainted before the needle had even gone in. She was keen to donate, so told the nurses: "Take it from me! Take it while i'm lying down!"

"Jack, are you a fiddler?" Cue Jack supressing laughter. "I mean, err, do you play with things? Do you fiddle?" This is a girl who works with kids, incidentally...

There were some other gems, but i guess you had to be there! And apparently my Captain Jack Sparrow impersonation is improving. Savvy?
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